Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Jokes about Pastor's wives

Member: So, Dawn, you probably know the answer to my question???
Dawn: I'll try my best.
Member: What do you make of Matt 16:18???
Dawn: Can you clarify your question???
Member: Well, what do you think Jesus means when he said "And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church and the gates of Hades will not overcome it?"
Dawn: Jesus is the one who builds the church. It is not through human effort that a church exist but by the power of the Holy Spirit.
Member: Then, who built this church?
Dawn: (raising her voice) My husband built this church by his sweat and blood. (nyek!!!)

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